Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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