and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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