I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Define "chronic" masturbator.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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