Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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