I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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