I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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