No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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