the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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