im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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