no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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