Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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