I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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