The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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