I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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