i wish peter jackson would direct porn
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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