How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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