my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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