at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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