If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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