Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
