I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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