Porn is love you can see.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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