4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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