Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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