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I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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