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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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