Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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