sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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