I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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