Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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