hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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