We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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