I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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