she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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