Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Drake has all the answers
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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