watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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