I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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