You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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