Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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