i just google imaged poop.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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