Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
either way he was missing a nipple.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
