Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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