Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I understand Curling. That high.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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