how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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