barbara walters just said penis...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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