If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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