would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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