WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
did i walk over a car last night?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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