That's when you crack a 10am beer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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