where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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