I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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