i don't like sucking hair
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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