i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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