the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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