i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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